InsaneJournal

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hey there sugar baby, saw you twice at the pop show. you taste just like glitter mixed with rock and roll


first off, what's your full name: valerea novak
nicknames: valuptuous
how many years have you been breathing: twenty one
height: gnome
weight: eighty pounds soaking wet
eye color: mocha
hair color: espresso
where were you born: longport, new jersey
what high school did you graduate from: longport high school.. but just barely
any hobbies/sports you're good at: muff diving??
who inspired your wardrobe/appearance: this eccentric hobo that prowls the alleyway behind my apartment complex

how many illegal substances have entered your bloodstream: not as many as you'd think considering i zip around the galaxy in a hovering craft with spam eating aliens at least once a week
how many sexual partners have you had: i'm not at liberty to say
how old were you when you lost your virginity: i had a crazy mother who told me i'd deflowered myself to moment i switched from pads to tampons so i really couldn't tell you
do you have an annoying voice: would i be a phone sex operator if i didn't? i don't think so
what is the most recent lie you told: the answer to my last question
would you make a porno for one million dollars: i've thought about this before and i've decided on a flat rate of $6,248.50
would you perform sexual acts for money: if you'd call skull fucking zombies with stiletto's a 'sexual act'

favorite color: storm cloud grey
favorite bands/musicians: lady gaga, incubus, britney spears, and cannibal corpse
favorite ice cream flavor: mint chocolate chip
favorite holiday: the one where jesus rose from the grave
favorite alcoholic beverage: lucid
favorite non-alcoholic beverage: iced coffee or water
favorite store: gamestop
favorite game: world of warcraft.. for the horde!
favorite restaurant: does jack in the box count?
favorite movie: pan's labyrinth and sin city
favorite quote: if you're not first, you're last
favorite book: playboy

who sent the seventeenth message in your inbox: clubjenna.com letting me know my subscription was automatically renewed
ever think of him/her naked: every damn day
do you like sex: does a bear shit in the woods?
why because i'm a dirty rotten sinner and it feels good
ever participate in a threesome: gotta love that tequila
who's bed did you sleep in last night: my own but i woke up to tracy drooling in my hair
was it hot: fuckin' steamy
what's something odd on a man/woman that you find sexy: a nice set of pearly whites
do you talk to any of your exes: fuck that
would you still hook up with them: see previous answer
do you still think they're hot: i wouldn't have dated them if they weren't
are you a pleasurable person: ask caldicott
did you ever get it on at work: i did make out with this cute new waitress in the freezer of the restaurant i work at. too bad we got locked in and we both had to walk out with frozen lipstick smudged on our faces
do you ever have the urge to get it on at work: not after that fiasco
ever hook up with a co-worker: sorry, i don't get my fish where get my cheese
did your manager ever walk in on you: he's the one who had to unlock the door and let us out.. thank god he didn't put two and two together since you know, he's my dad
did your parents ever walk in on you: my parents are under the impression that i wear metal panties so what do you think?
have you walked in on anyone: caldicott. yet another reason why we can't have nice things
are you feeling uncomfortable now: not at all but thank god this is over