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bloody valentine ([info]valerea) wrote,
@ 2009-03-18 00:49:00

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this is why we can't have nice things

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-18 04:43 am UTC (link)
get out of my life forever

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[info]valerea
2009-03-18 04:48 am UTC (link)
bad things happen when you try to beautify

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:27 am UTC (link)
i am still kind of snotting

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:27 am UTC (link)
i don't understand how one person can make so much boogers

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:27 am UTC (link)
i should bottle this shit

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:28 am UTC (link)
find some way to market it to asians

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:28 am UTC (link)
as long as it has a flag on it and a kitten they'll buy it

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:28 am UTC (link)
they eat that shit up like nothing, man

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:28 am UTC (link)
not actually SHIT or boogers for that matter

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:28 am UTC (link)
but i mean american cute stuff

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:29 am UTC (link)
we should be harajukus

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:29 am UTC (link)
and wear like six inch platforms and white mascara

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:29 am UTC (link)
i went to visit a cousin in dallas last summer

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:30 am UTC (link)
and there it's popular to use the white side of those two sided mascaras

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:30 am UTC (link)
just on the tips of your eyelashes

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:30 am UTC (link)
like... snowflakes....

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:36 am UTC (link)
i stopped to bust this zit on my forehead

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:36 am UTC (link)
and it splashed onto the mirror

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:37 am UTC (link)
i *squirted*

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[info]valerea
2009-03-21 12:42 am UTC (link)
okay cytherea

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:37 am UTC (link)
did you like that

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:38 am UTC (link)
did it make you feel sexy

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:38 am UTC (link)
sexily uncomfortable

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:39 am UTC (link)
i LIKE to think it made you wish you were that mirror

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:39 am UTC (link)
last night i had a dream i had my nails done

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:39 am UTC (link)
and i couldn't decide if i wanted leopard print or zebra print

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:40 am UTC (link)
what a dilemma, huh

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:40 am UTC (link)
just dance do de do

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:41 am UTC (link)
let's throw baby powder on the hall floor and slide around in our socks

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:41 am UTC (link)
actually that sounds really fun

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-21 12:41 am UTC (link)
brb getting it ready for you, baby

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[info]caldicott
2009-03-22 02:10 am UTC (link)
ugh i fell asleep like a retard

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